where mat at 2k14

Jan 25,2015 | 402,034 notes

So my friend gave me a bath bomb for christmas and I finally used it last weekend and so I was going to take before and after pictures like everyone’s been doing on tumblr
Then I dropped it in the water and
MIKE WAZOWSKI WAS INSIDE THE BATH BOMB

Jan 25,2015 | 154,458 notes

pegstaff:

thatsthat24:
baawri:
monicabing:
buzzfeed:
Antarctica leads the world in Emperor Penguins. Who can beat that?
The leader in Brazil nuts is not brazil
India for movies yasss
Nothing goes better together than raspberries and nuclear warheads
The UK gets fucking fascist movements. Jesus

Jan 25,2015 | 258,855 notes

angel-helena:

Looking at prom dresses
”Oh that’s nice-“
“Fuck it’s perfect”

Jan 25,2015 | 21,537 notes

tayloracleswift:

@god not trying to tell you how to do your job but Eminem was a mistake

Jan 11,2015 | 438,555 notes

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

Jan 11,2015 | 524,230 notes

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her
nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING
[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]
#anyone else love how he taught her the muggle version of it and she taught him the magic version #even though he’s a pureblood and she’s a muggle born (via saffythegeek)

Jan 11,2015 | 291,812 notes

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

theentirepopulationofsweden:
bloodjob:
bloodjob:
I… I can’t believe this joke is real and came out of the party popper my sister just opened.
Holding the actual joke in my hand again and still can’t believe it’s real.
#a joke about trans ppl that isn’t at their expense??? and is just a pun?????
GOOD.

Jan 11,2015 | 426,962 notes

grayxvx:

You’re putting way too much faith on me. If you slip we’re both screwed and that’s not how I wanna die.

Jan 11,2015 | 553,667 notes

sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain:

airspaniel:
drunkwario:
Anon hate from the late 1800’s.
What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.
i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it